1Up: A Story of Espionage

Every time I look at you I think, “Man, was I ever that good looking?”

To which you will say, “Why, you had to be. You’re my father.”

To which I will reply, “THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! You were adopted.”

To which you will reply, “THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! I was an adoption cover up so that way you’d accept responsibility for your own son.”

To which I will say, “THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! I worked in counter intelligence! The information you received about your adoption was FAKED!”

To which you will reply, “THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! I worked in counter-counter intelligence! That fake adoption was FAKED!”

To which I will say, “BLIMEY! I have a double double agent in my midst.”

To which you will say, “I AM VICTORIOUS! Now wipe my bottom, Father.”

I know Jackie... it hurts me too...