Be careful... THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Monday, June 23, 2014
Visit to the Punctuation Hospital
I just got back from a punctuation hospital. As I dashed in, I took a long pause because my friend was in a comma. Then the doctor had to explain further that my friend might have to be put into braces, or even brackets. That disturbed me so much I tried a door to get some fresh air. Instead, I stumbled upon this weird ward that they only use for people who dress in Santa outfits. All the patients worked as freelance Saint Nicks, but all suffered from Santa related injuries. Their rooms were connected by semi-colons, because semi-colons connect independent clauses.
I went back to my car to find a ticket on my car. While they wanted me to immediately pay the fine, the police really wanted to de-emphasize their reasons for fining me. That's right.... I got a parenthetical citation.
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